Jane Eyre

HOMAYGAWD IT'S THE JANE EYRE TRAILER WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR!!!

Okay maybe not. It's just me who gets excited over these things because I'm a nerd like that.

But seriously. This film is already marked on my calendar. I think I love how they teased this movie as a suspense thriller of sorts instead of highlighting the love story or the melodramatic woe is the orphan angle that other adaptations have done.

I've seen the 1996 Franco Zeffirelli version with William Hurt as Rochester and Charlotte Gainsbourg as Jane. And while that movie was well done, I am anxious to see what the new cast and director Cary Fukunaga can do with this.

And then let's be honest. I think 80% of the reason why I'm dying to see this is because Rochester is going to be played by one Michael Fassbender!!! C'mon! Not only does he have an awesome name, but he is also hot. FOR REALZ.

You don't think so? You're not agreeing? Goddamit! Have you not seen 300? Or Inglourious Basterds?

OMG WHY ARE YOU STILL ALIVE??!